The Boiler Room Theatre - The Theatre
Guest Services
Buy Tickets
The Shows
Home

2009 Season
SneakPasses
Unleashed!


All the News That's Fit to Chew
Updated May 7, 2008. Be sure to scroll down!

Hi Folks! Welcome to my column with all the Buzz about the Boiler Room. I'm Buzz. You might remember me from BRT's Gypsy when I played Chowsie. (It took me two years to get back on stage -- finally, as Cheeky in Anything Goes -- because the powers that be keep telling me to sit down. I still think Rizzo needed a pug, but I digress.) Be sure to check back often for all the latest news and some special online ticket offers. If you have any juicy tidbits (news, bones, etc.), comments, suggestions, or any roles for me to play, you can always email me at buzz@boilerroomtheatre.com.

May 7, 2008
SneakPasses for 2009 Season Now On Sale!

The 2009 Season line-up is set! But we won't be announcing the new season until early June. My sources tell me that the 2009 line-up rivals any in BRT's previous eight seasons. Do you remember the year they did all the classic blockbusters? Well, hold on tight for 2009, my furry and not-so-furry friends. I'll give you some clues about what BRT's ninth season includes:

  • three major classic musicals -- one musical is one of THE top classic musicals of all time; another musical is a modern classic that is nothing short of spectacular; and the third will dazzle you like no other musical at BRT has. And all three are firsts for the BRT stage
  • the Williamson County premiere of a comedy by one of America's favorite comedians
  • a beloved and heartwarming classic American play
  • the first local production in more than 10 years of a hidden gem of a smaller musical
  • and another Double Header Holiday with two holiday shows to choose from.

This is a season you simply cannot miss!

So this is my deal, which has become a bit of a tradition. Kind of like Priceline.com. You order a SneakPass (or two or four...) at an incredible price that is only available online and only available while supplies last. You won't know what shows you will be seeing in 2009 until all SneakPasses are sold. And I can't tell you how many SneakPasses are available, but it's less than 100 of 'em. Somewhere between 33 and 78. And they will go faster than puppy chow goes through the pug. Sorry, TMI.

I can tell you, however, that the price of a Classic Season Pass for 2009 will be $118 per person. But you can nab your SneakPasses here 'cause you're a BuzzNews fan for only $89 each. That's seven Main Attraction productions at one incredible, one-time price.

Believe me, when THESE puppies are gone, they are dog gone, and you better bet that I will be in the doghouse if I sell more than my quota.

Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

P.S. (that stands for Pugscript, btw) If you haven't got your tickets yet to the current show, Assassins, you're missing out a riveting theatre experience that garned RAVE reviews from the Nashville Scene and the Nashville City Paper.

April 17, 2008
Assassins Opening Night BuzzTix Now on Sale
My, my, have I been the lazy pug this year! Not updating my blog. Must be 'cause I'm getting old. Someone just shoot me. Ha! Get it?

Well, here I am again, rolling over and rolling out my special Opening Night BuzzTix, this time for the Franklin premiere of Stephen Sondheim's ground-breaking musical Assassins. This show is a must-see -- it's darkly humorous and takes a look at a different kind of American dream. It's also a musical and visual feast with very nice effects by Anthony Popolo. The recent Broadway revival of the show was "number one with a bullet" (pun intended, of course) and BRT's production promises no less. I know, I know, you're saying "Buzz, you're killing me..."

The show opens on Friday, April 25 and this is your chance to grab a seat (preferably your own) for just 14 bucks ($11 bucks off the regular ticket price) for Opening Night. You know, the economy is just murder these days, so take advantage of this one-night only deal.

As always, I can only sell a pawful of these killer-deal tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30 (ish) tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right-paw column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

Additionally, BRT is rolling out its new Thespian Thursdays. A thespian, by the way, is a fancy term that refers to one who acts, not one who, well, never mind. There are two Thursday performances of Assassins and on the new Thespian Thursdays, all tickets are only $15 -- another great way to save some dough.

November 4, 2007
Billy Bob's Holiday Hoedown
Here I am again, a-rollin' over and rollin' out my special Opening Night BuzzTix, this time for the world premiere of Lewis Kempfer (my Daddy) and Jamey Green's (creators of That '60s Christmas Show) original musical comedy Billy Bob's Holiday Hoedown. This knee-slappin', toe-tappin' holiday comedy feast is what you might get if you were to cross-breed National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with Hee Haw. Early reports from those who have seen sneaks of rehearsal say the show is absolutely high-larious and not to be missed.

This smart and sassy show pays homage to and pokes fun at many of the things we all love to hate about the holidays, and of course, culminates in a lovely redemptive realization by Billy Bob and his family as they discover -- in their own way -- what Christmas is all about. For me, it's all about sleeping and eating and a-poopin', but I digress.

The show opens on Friday, November 16 and this is your chance (or your kinfolk too) to grab a seat (preferably your own) for just 14 bucks ($9 bucks off the regular ticket price) for Opening Night and see first-hand (or is that first-paw) exactly how Billy Bob and the Judkins clan celebrate Christmas down yonder in Piney Grove, Alabama.

As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30 (ish) tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right-paw column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

AND Folks, if you have not got your tickets yet for MELINDA DOOLITTLE AND FRIENDS this Friday, November 9, what are y'all waiting for? Click on "Buy Tickets Online" and get yours now. All proceeds benefit the Boiler Room Theatre. See Melinda before she becomes an international star!

October 2, 2007
Into The Woods Opening Night BuzzTix
Once again, I am rolling over and rolling out my special Opening Night BuzzTix, this time for INTO THE WOODS, opening Friday, October 5. Ah, yes, the woods. Lots of trees. Lots of things to sniff. Heaven, sheer heaven. I've gotta say, though, that the wolf always got the bad rap in that fairy tale, you know. Any young girl who is brazen enough to wear a blood-red cape, happily trouncing through the forest with a basket of goodies is bound to attract canine attention. If you ask me, she was asking for trouble. But, I digress.

For only 14 bucks each ($9 bucks off the regular ticket price), you can see this tuneful spin on a whole bunch of fairy tales all cleverly woven together into a whole new fairy tale. As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30(ish) tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right-paw column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

August 24, 2007
Gonna Be a Busy Fall!
Yeah, I'm writing twice (count 'em, two times) in one month. Must be that antibiotic I had a couple weeks back. I had been scratching my head a lot -- not over what to write, but rather 'cause I had a really itchy ear. Now I'm better and full of pep!

First, a Happy Birthday (August 24) shout out to BRT's Operations Manager, Daniel Vincent, also playing Bobby Strong in the current smash hit, Urinetown. I can't tell you how old he is, but trust me on this one, the boy never ages.

Urinetown - Not To Be Missed!
BRT has another bone-ified HIT on their hands with Urinetown, The Musical. Not only did it receive a rave review by the Nashville Scene (click here to read the review) but Guests of all ages are really digging it up. I mean digging it. The show is clever with often "biting" humor that will have you, um, peeing on yourself from laughing so hard. The score is fantastic and sung by some of the best singers you will ever hear in one place. The show is selling out like crazy, so get your tickets today. Free restroom use included for the next 25 Guests to purchase tickets online.

Into The Woods Cast
Director Corbin Green has asembled a top-notch cast for the upcoming Stephen Sondheim modern classic that weaves together every imaginable fairy tale into one big adventure. Jamey Green, BRT's President and Co-Founder returns to the stage as the Baker with Corrie Miller (Betty Blake in The Will Rogers Follies; Sister Robert Ann in Nunsense, et al) playing his wife, aptly named the Baker's Wife. Neely O'Brien (Lilly in The Secret Garden) returns to the stage as Cinderella. Laura Marsh (Little Sally in Urinetown; title role in The Miss Firecracker Contest) will dish out her usual laughs as one of the oh-so-lovely Stepsisters. BRT newcomer, Sara Schoch (Hope Cladwell in Urinetown), will bring her gorgeous soprano voice to the role of the Witch. And Devin Clevenger -- a long-time BRT and ACT TOO Players teen mainstay will enchant and delight as Jack (the one who climbed the beanstalk).

Billy Bob's Holiday Hoedown - On Its Way!
BRT Co-Founders Lewis Kempfer and Jamey Green were at it again last weekend, cooking up another original Christmas musical -- Billy Bob's Holiday Hoedown. Lewis was in town for a few days to do some serious development of the new show, and early reads of the script draft by BRT insiders say they have another hit show in the making, that may even top the hilarity of their previous effort, That '60s Christmas Show which debuted in 2004 to SRO audiences and returned with a few revisions in 2006 under the very capable direction of Megan Murphy.

Loosely based on the Billy Bob character introduced in McBeth! The Musical Comedy and Hamlet! The Melancholy Dane, BBHH takes audiences down yonder to Piney Grove, Alabama and Billy Bob's trailer home. Played by the original Billy Bob himself -- Stephen Henry -- Billy Bob is planning a family reunion for the holidays but receives many more surprise guests than he expected, including an outrageous pair of twins played by, who else but Megan Murphy and Melodie Madden Adams. BB plans to rope the entire family into a family band and head up to the Music City USA to get them a record deal, and make a Christmas LP right out of the chute. With Memaw, Pepaw, Cousin Moles, cousins Willie and Winnie, sister Thelma Louise and others, this is bound to be a knee-slappin', toe-tappin' helluva good time, yes sir. And you won't believe the custom prop being created for this show. (If you already know, don't give it away.)

New Lobby Decor
Lewis couldn't come to town without slapping up some new decor in the lobby. Ah, yes, a new display over the restrooms at last. Daniel was sooo pleased. Check it out.

Trivia Question
What decor piece inside the theater was added in October 2004, and out of superstition, still remains today? Answer in next the next BuzzNews blog.

August 7, 2007
UrinetownBuzzTix Now on Sale
Ah, still here in sunny Southern California where it never rains (that could be a song) living the lazy life and still waiting for my big break. Maybe I'll land a role in High School Musical 4. But I digress.

Once again, I am rolling over and rolling out my special Opening Night BuzzTix for URINETOWN, opening Friday, August 10. Now here's a show I can really get my nose into! I don't know why these characters in the show are afraid they will be sent to Urinetown for violating the pay-to-pee law. Sounds like a dog's heaven to me -- all that sniffing. But I digress, again, as usual.

For only 14 bucks each ($9 bucks off the regular ticket price), you can see this witty, smart and dog-gone hilarious musical that is drenched (sorry about that one) with political satire, a real flood of comedy.

As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30(ish) tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

Best part is, BRT's restrooms are free on opening night!

May 8, 2007
SneakPasses for 2008 Season Now On Sale!

The 2008 Season line-up is about to announced and includes some major-name classic musicals (one is huge, I'm tellin' you, huge), the premiere of one new musical and many other delightful surprises.

So this is my deal -- just like last year. Kind of like Priceline.com. You order a SneakPass (or two or four...) at an incredible price that is only available online and only available while supplies last. You won't know what shows you will be seeing in 2008 until all SneakPasses are sold. And I can't tell you how many SneakPasses are available, but it's between 27 and 58 of 'em. And they will go faster than puppy chow goes through the pug. Sorry, TMI.

I can tell you, however, that the price of a Classic Season Pass for 2008 will be around $108 per person. But you can nab your SneakPasses here 'cause you're a BuzzNews fan for only $88 each. That's seven Main Attraction productions at one incredible, one-time price.

Believe me, when THESE puppies are gone, they are dog gone, and you better bet that I will be in the doghouse if I sell more than my quota.

Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

P.S. (that stands for Pugscript, btw) If you haven't got your tickets yet to the current show, The Miss Firecracker Contest, you're missing out on the funniest thing on four legs. Or is that two legs? Personally, I would prefer the Miss Fire Hydrant Contest, but as always, I digress. Blame it on the California lifestyle. Sleep, eat, do my business, repeat. Wait -- that was my lifestyle in Tennessee. Oh well. Back to sleep.

February 28, 2007
Lucky Stiff BuzzTix Now on Sale
Well, here we are, coming full circle back to a show that helped put BRT on the theatrical map back in 2002. Yes, LUCKY STIFF is back! Funny how a show with a running theme about dogs doesn't have a role in it for a dog. But, I'm here in sunny California waiting for my big bone, I mean, break. Maybe I'll land a role in a Pirates movie or High School Musical 2.5. But I digress.

Once again, I am rolling over and rolling out my special Opening Night BuzzTix for LUCKY STIFF, opening Friday, March 16. For only 14 bucks each ($9 bucks off the regular ticket price), you can see this dog-gone hilarious musical riot about a mistaken identity, a woman obsessed with dogs and a dead dude in a wheelchair. And the show features most of the 2002 original cast!

As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30 tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

And a major WOOF goes out to our own Melinda Doolittle who is skyrocketing up the charts on American Idol. Be sure to vote for Melinda!

November 14, 2006
That '60s Christmas Show BuzzTix Now on Sale
It's that time again -- I am opening up sales of my special Opening Night BuzzTix for THAT '60s CHRISTMAS SHOW, opening this Friday. For only 11 bucks each (a full $12 off the regular ticket price), you can see this awesome homage to the corny TV variety specials of the early 60s. Plus, my Daddy wrote it. This show rocked BRT in 2004 and housewives were desperate for tickets long after it had completely sold out.

As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30 tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

September 9, 2006
Updating my corner of the web

With Halloween quickly approaching I had no idea what I would be this year -- then I saw this photo. Maybe I could wear a little t-shirt that also says "Web site designer" or something (thanks, Megan!). No, that's not me in the photo, and I have no idea whose butt that is.

Be sure to make plans to see our next production -- Cabaret. If you loved what we did with Chicago a few years ago, just wait til you see this. It's edgy, it's dark, it's naughty while at the same time thought provoking and entertaining. Just my kind of show. I may put some Opening Night BuzzTix out there, so check it out. BuzzTix, for new readers, are deeply discounted tickets good only for opening night and available only online. As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30 tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

August 15, 2006
I'm Back Online!

OK, OK, I know. I disappeared for a couple of months. But for good reason. I now live in sunny southern California. Not quite the O.C. -- yet. But I do have my little pug heart set on Newport.

So what does all this mean? My owner -- BRT co-founder Lewis -- decided it was high time to stop being inspired by Disney and to actually start working for them. So here we are. Lewis, by the way, continues to serve as Marketing Director for BRT and has been holed up getting the new 2007 brochure ready to print. And the next time you're at Disneyland, you just might see some of Lewis' work. Maybe. If you look really closely.

So, as I get used to a whole different lifestyle (remember, I'm a Tennessee pug by birth), I will no doubt have to share my thoughts about this place called Los Angeles. And here's my pondering o' the day: It seems that if you live in SOCAL (southern California) and drive a BMW, Bentley, Mercedes or any other car greater in value than a 1997 Ford Escort, it seems one is given the "license" to drive like an idiot, cut people off, and generally act like he or she owns the road. I really didn't notice this car-class distinction as much back in Nashville. Ah, the joys of la-la land.

And, yes dear readers, I will be offering BuzzTix again, so stay tuned. Off to the beach now, dudes.

May 26, 2006
Midsummer Night's BuzzTix Now on Sale
It's that time again -- I am opening up sales of my special Opening Night BuzzTix for ALMOST A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM, opening June 23. For only 11 bucks each (a full $10 off the regular ticket price), you can see this great Shakespeare spoof about love and fairies and stuff. As always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets. A pawful, by the way, is "about" 30 tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof!

January 14, 2006
Giving Back to the Community

Gosh, folks, I sure am getting behind writing my column, what with learning all lines and blocking for Anything Goes! OK, OK, I actually don't have any lines but I do have to learn when I walk out, sit, and wear a life preserver.

Now that 2005 is over, I can tell you that once again, BRT continued to give back to the community by donating more $12,000 in tickets to silent auctions for school and fundraising benefit auctions. Wow -- that would buy a lot of Milk-Bones! Woof!

January 5, 2006
BuzzTix are dog-gone

The Opening Night BuzzTix are sold out for Anything Goes, but as I always say, keep watching my column 'cause you never know when I'm gonna put more tix on sale! Arf.

December 18, 2005
BuzzTix are back
!
In celebration of the fact that I am about to make my stage retuuurrnnnn, I am opening up sales for my special Opening Night BuzzTix for Anything Goes (January 27). For only 11 bucks each (a full $10 off the regular ticket price), you can see this all-singing, all-dancing, all-pug (woops, carried away there) extravaganza for cheap! But as always, I can only sell a pawful of these tickets or I may end up in the doghouse. A pawful, by the way, is about 30 tickets, so grab 'em while you can. Remember, these tix are only available online and when they're gone, they're dog-gone. Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system. Woof.

December 14, 2005
Rush Tickets to Beauty and the Beast
No, Rush will not be rocking the house at BRT. But I always remind folks to keep checking my column as you never know when I will put tickets on sale. This is a one-day only sale for tickets to Disney's Beauty and the Beast for TONIGHT, Wednesday, Dec. 14. Grab 'em while you can 'cause quantities are very limited. This is an online-only deal as well. These last-minute, "rush" tickets are only $12 for any and all ages! Just click the "Buy Tickets Online" button in the right column to get into the online ordering system.Howl!

December 2, 2005
Just call me Norma Desmond...
Man, am I ever stoked now! I just got done reading the script to Anything Goes and guess what??? There is a role in the show for a smallish dog!!! Yes, Mrs. Evangeline Harcourt is supposed to carry around a Pekinese but what the hell, I am twice as cute and better behaved. Besides it's been two years (two years, I say) since I was last on stage as Chowsie in Gypsy. So...look out, Buzz is back! Just call me Norma Desmond. Except don't say comeback -- I hate that word -- it's a retuuuuurrrnnnnnn. Woof woof.


Tail as Old as Time

 

November 29, 2005
Get Out Your Tap Shoes, Frances!
It's been awhile since a big-ole tap show has been on the BRT stage, so if you like to tap (I don't except when I scratch, then I tap my foot), here's your chance. Auditions for Anything Goes will be held by appointment on Sunday, December 4 starting at 1 p.m. Call the Box Office at 794-7744 to schedule an appointment. The Sunday audition, however, will be singing only (tapping actually happens at callbacks the next night). Prepare to sing about two minutes of a Broadway song in the style of the show (if possible) or a couple minutes of a Cole Porter, Gershwin or similar composer's tune. Woof.

October 9, 2005
What's the Deal With...?
So, now I find out there are WOLVES in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Wolves, I say. Wolves, as in, well, wolves. As in canines. Was I asked to play a wolf? Noooooooo. Crikey, they are letting humans play the wolves. In body stockings a la Cats. (Don't get me started on cats or Cats). I might add that I am much closer genetically to a wolf than humans (although, I guess that depends on the particular human). But I ask you. Humans as wolves? What is this world coming to? Should have been me. Besides I have a cuter fanny.
A major grrrrrrr.

What's the deal with...
BuzzTix? Will there be any for Beauty and the Beast? Well, after the whole wolf thing, I'm not so sure. But maybe. That's the fun of checking my column regularly.

Well, back to my rawhide Mickey. Woof.

September 22, 2005
Make your Holiday Plans Now to See 'Disney's Beauty and the Beast'...Tickets will go fast.

Ahh, the dog days of summer have had the best of me. It's just been too darn hot to write lately so I've just been napping instead. But I do want to remind you that tickets for "Beast" will go faster than a new rawhide bagel, so make plans now!

I just happened to be around when the camera was snapping tonight and I tell you, I WILL get to the play The Beast yet. Dan better watch his step cause I am ready to become the next Shirley McClaine and step right into the starring role. For now, I will have to be content with the above photo... Hey, maybe we can rework the show --- Beauty and The Buzz." I LIKE the sound of that... Woof.

July 8, 2005
I Can Finally Take Off My Muzzle:
2006 Season Announced

Whew, finally. BRT's 2006 Season is official. Pre-sales for 2006 Season Passes begins July 29. Check out the new line-up here. Woof.

June 28, 2005
They Go Together...Again

OK, just got the early scoop on Beauty and the Beast casting. Needless to say I'm ticked off that I didn't get cast as the Beast (hello? Beast? I have four paws AND real fur, but I digress), but am excited to be the one to announce who got the two most coveted roles of the season: Dan Whorton will be playing the Beast and Laura Thomas will be playing Belle. If this pairing looks strangely familiar, well, it is. Dan and Laura appeared as Danny and Sandy in the season opener, Grease. Sometimes a combination is just downright magical and unbeatable like Tracy and Hepburn, Macdonald and Eddy, Steve and Edie, Sonny and Cher, Donny and Marie, Michael and Macaulay (oops)... Woof.

June 15, 2005
Hound On Hiatus!

OK, yeah, well, I'm not a hound -- I'm a pug and proud of it -- but ain't alliteration cool?

Well, it had to happen eventually. After five years of running BRT, my master Lewis is finally taking a much-needed vacation! So, I decided I needed a little R and R (rawhide and relaxation) myself. Even though I've only been dogging (or is that blogging?) for a few weeks, my poor paws are worn out from all this HTML (Hyper Toy Munching Language) work. I've decided to spend MY vacation with Jan Williams from our children's program partner school, The Jan Williams School of Music. Maybe I'll learn a little piano when I'm not in Jan's lap. Woof. Woof. See you in a week!

June 12, 2005
'That Sign Isn't Right' and 'What's That Woman Singing?'

If you've been to BRT anytime in the last year or so, you have probably noticed that something changes with each show -- the lobby! My crazy master, Lewis (resident production designer and He Who Doesn't Sleep) believes in Total Theming. That is, he wants our Guests to get in the mood for the show from the moment they walk in. This time around for Epic Proportions -- the spoof of epic film-making in the 1930s -- the lobby has been made over yet again to look like the lobby of a Hollywood cinema circa 1930-something complete with film reels, lots of palm trees, period music and furnishings and our very own "scale" replica of the Hollywoodland sign. Yep, Hollywoodland. Most folks (and dogs like me) only know the iconic Hollywood sign in its present form. But the original sign was "Hollywoodland," erected in 1923 as a billboard for a ritzy real estate development. The sign has had a fascinating life, to be sure, but it wasn't until 1949 that the last four letters were removed when the sign was refurbished. To be in good taste, Lewis left off the figure of poor ole Peg Entwistle jumping from the "H." To read more about the Sign, visit www.HollywoodSign.org.

Wondering what the heck that woman is singing during "We're In The Money" playing during the pre-show? It was Ginger Rogers with her own improvised, Pig Latin chorus. "E'reway nthay oneymay..."

Back to the themed lobbies. See if you can match the lobby with the show:

Bait and Tackle Shop Godspell
Class Reunion Sweeney Todd
Starlight Lounge On Golden Pond
Boilerland Abandoned Amusement Park That '60s Christmas Show
The Haunted Lobby (returning Fall 2005!) Grease
Witch-Mart The 1940s Radio Hour
The Hotel Astor Smoky Mountain Mist

June 11, 2005
Potty Parity

I've always known that BRT is on the cutting edge of a lot of things, but I just about choked on my rawhide when I heard about the new bill being signed into law in NYC. Mayor Michael Bloomberg decided it was high time for the lines to women's rooms in the Big Apple to start moving and is enacting the "Potty Partity" law that requires two female facilities for every male. No, I mean, two women's restrooms for every one men's restroom. Something like that. Now, BRT still only has its original two potties, but a few months back they enacted their own potty parity by making both one-at-a-time facilities unisex. I have certainly noticed that women are spending a lot less of their intermission time in line! 'Course, if you choose to go outside like I do, there's never a line! Just sniff to your heart's content til you find that perfect spot. Woof.

June 5, 2005
SneakPass Update

I've only got a pawful of the 2006 SneakPasses left, so be sure to get yours before they are dog-gone! I'm chomping at the bit to "unleash" the new season line-up, but can't do so until all the SneakPasses are sold. Don't miss out on this offer! Woof.

June 1 , 2005
Hamlet-inspired Storm?

Yeah, I've been listening to NPR (National Pug Radio) again and just learned that the latest storm heading toward the Caribbean (hope the Pirates will be ok) is named Ophelia! I wonder if she will blow in wearing too much, too-red lipstick and singing "Hey Nonny Nonny Non" (complete with black light and back-up dancers). Aww, Blanche would be proud. (If you didn't this one, that's ok --not that many people saw our musical comedy of Hamlet last year). Heading to the vet today. Grrrr.

May 26, 2005
The Audition Everyone Has Been Waiting For!

Get out your tap shoes, Frances... The open-call audition for The Secret Garden and Disney's Beauty and the Beast was announced today and you won't want to miss your shot at grabbing one of the storybook roles in these blockbusters. Click here to get the down-low on these auditions. You better believe I'll be there -- there has to be a role for a pug somewhere! Back to my bone now. Woof.

May 26, 2005
Grease is Not the Word in Philly

Just heard on NPR (National Pug Radio) that an all-female production of Grease was shut down hours before its opening night by the show's licensor. Seems you can't change the gender of any roles in the show. Then there was the whole Big River thing with some high school production doing some color-blind casting. But no one has yet mentioned anything about PUGS playing roles. I'll get back on stage yet. "I had a dream, a dream about you, baby." Snort.

May 25, 2005
Here Come the Interns!

I just woke up from a lovely nap and learned that we will have two new interns and one returning intern this summer! This is great news 'cause now there are two more folks who can take me out to do my, er, business. But interns actually do more than walk us dogs.

First, Rachel McConnell from the O'More College of Design in Franklin will be assisting Resident Costumer Cat Eberwine with costume construction for Epic Proportions, How to Succeed in Business..., and with some ramp-up work on Beast.

Next, Seiji Yamashita from Albright College in Reading, Pennsylvania will be assisting with all things technical this summer, from running lights and sound to learning to stage manage.

Finally, Jessica Kammerud from the University of North Carolina at Asheville is back for her second summer at BRT stage managing Epic Proportions. Last year she stage managed Sylvia -- you know, that show about a DOG where the DOG is played by an actress?! (That really got me peeved, by the way. Grrr.)

Now, if we could just get a custodial intern, then my master Lewis could actually sleep at 3:30 a.m. instead of cleaning the theatre. Just a thought. Back to my nap now. Woof.

May 21, 2005
Epic Proportions to Be a Real Epic

I just love scratchin' around for a long forgotten bone in the yard, old stuffed toy under the couch, or the latest morsel of juicy news. I just found out that Epic Proportions -- the hit Broadway comedy by the dudes who created "Friends" and is about to make its Tennessee Premiere at BRT -- is also about to become a real epic. Yep, the movie version is in the works in Hollywood now, so you'll want to see this hilarious show at BRT and be in the know when it hits the big screen. The "reel" question now is "do they need a lovable and talented pug?" Woof.

May 17, 2005
Buy-a-Seat Campaign Continues

You may have noticed, but the Buy-a-Seat plaques are finally going in on the armrests. You haven't heard about this yet? For $100 you can dedicate a seat to a loved one, a friend, a PET (there are two of these already, really!) or just 'cause you love BRT and want to help. You choose the text that goes on the seat plaque -- up to 3 lines. All Buy-a-Seat donations are 100% tax deductible plus you get recognition on the lobby poster as well. Call the Box Office at 615-794-7744 to place your Buy-a-Seat order now.

May 14, 2005
BRT Technical Director Weds, Women Everywhere Weep

Sorry, girls, but he's off the market! BRT's Technical Director, Corbin Green, wed Neely O'Brien (Guys and Dolls, Musical Comedy Murders of 1940, Smoky Mountain Mist, et al) today and they had a gi-normous reception at The Factory that was a virtual who's who of the theater community. I hear they had a rather delicious sit-down dinner with a mammoth pork chop smothered in peach chutney. Man, why didn't someone bring me a doggie bag?

May 3, 2005
Epic Proportions Cast!

I don't think I have ever seen so much comedic talent gathered in one place! I just heard about the cast for the Tennessee Premiere of the hit Broadway comedy by the creator of TV's Friends (I didn't wag my curly tail for a week when it went off the air). If you loved Megan Murphy as Sister Amnesia, Annette Bodicelli in That '60s Christmas Show, as Marty in Grease or one of her other dozen or more roles here, you can't miss her as Louise Goldman in Epic Proportions. BRT favorites in the show include Alan Lee (remember the razor-wielding Sweeney Todd?), Scott Rice, Sloan Yarborough, Thomas DeMarcus, Douglas Goodman (remember his multiple roles in last year's Sylvia -- I loved that show by the way -- such as Phyllis in heels?), and Jack E. Chambers. Plus, everyone's favorite leading lady, Lisa Gillespie -- who, by the way, will also be playing Mrs. Potts in Beast this holiday season.

 

 

The Theatre
Getting Here
BUZZ! News
About the Factory at Franklin
Help BRT
The BRT Management Team
Auditions
Summer Theatre Camps
Frequently Asked Questions
Renovation Story
BRT at the Beginning
   
  Contact Us

 Order Now by Calling:
      615-794-7744